please don't kick me in the butthole ever again

its been 6 months and i can't figure out how not to have an off day.

sleep is apparently not the answer

coffee just intensifies the daze

i'm guessing maybe i need a new occupation

or i need to start acting more like a 22-yr-old and less like a 42-yr-old

didn't i learn anything from Click?

or maybe i got a concussion from that tremendously dangerous playground created by people who like to see children fall off metal poles. whatever it is, it needs to stop.

i am starting an intensive learning program with kevin to teach him how to roll his r's. he has a spanish speech impediment. and i for one will fight this battle. who's with me?

okay. i said i ate donettes today on my twitter, but i only just bought them and they will probably sit atop my fridge until they are about to expire and then i will eat them for that reason. just sayin.