where am i?

how cute was the safeway man who rung zucchini up as a cucumber because who are we kidding, zucchinis do look like cucumbers

how brilliant was the child who threatened to vomit if he didn't get what he wanted

last week you might have seen a girl walk into a jamba juice wait in line for a minute then walk out cross the street and walk into a donut shop that sells chinese food

last week i didn't believe in leg jiggling or bubbly girls.

this week i don't believe in arrogance.

next week i won't believe in pants.

and the week after that i still won't believe in pants.